Marvel Started the Fire

To the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire":

Carl Burgos' Human Torch
Sub-Mariner hit the floor
Steve Rogers sucker-punches Hitler in the jaw
Invaders beat up Nazis
Cap and Bucky lost at sea
War's done, Allies won, Invaders fall apart.

Fantastic Four go to space
Namor now hates the human race
Bruce Banner hulks out and Doom cries for vengeance
Spidey's bitten on the hand
Thor and hammer, Iron Man
Doctor Strange, X-Men, assembling Avengers

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning
we didn't start the fire, no we didn't light it but we're trying to fight it

Hulk leaves the Avengers
Defrosted Cap's a member
Nick Fury, Daredevil, Kingpin rules NYC
Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver
Hawkeye, Silver Surfer
Captain Mar-Vell foils the Kree
And the rest is history

Rise of the Defenders
Ghost Rider's on a bender
Avengers in the interstellar Kree and Skrull War
Gwen Stacy takes a fall
Nixon is behind it all
Celestial Madonna draws the eyes of Kang the Conqueror!

We didn't start the fire...

Giant-Size X-Men
Magus in the Soul Gem
Jean Grey has the Phoenix Force
Destructive nature runs its course
Guardians of the Galaxy
Korvac's a tough enemy
Hellfire Club is out of luck
Dark Phoenix self-destructs!

Kitty Pryde goes to the past
All of Earth's heroes en masse
Captain Mar-vell finds that cancer is a deadly foe
Secret Wars and Doctor Doom
Hulk is banished to his room
Beyonder coming back again and Daredevil is alone.

we didn't start the fire...

Mutant Massacre
Kraven falls to Parker
Apocalypse and Adversary take down everyone
Iron Man goes AWOL
Herb Wyndham makes a bad call
Atlantis follows Set, attacking all under the sun.

Genoshan mutants win the day
Avengers in the cosmic fray
Stryfe is taken down but leaves his Legacy behind
Goddess fights a holy war
Wolverine at death's door
Spidey's clone is back again, Colossus switches sides

Age of Apocalypse
Onslaught kills off Earth's defense
Government hunts mutants down with Zero Tolerance
Franklin Richards saves the day
Apocalypse is back again
Thor gains the Odin Force and Legacy is over with.

we didn't start the fire...

Kang takes over globally
Justice League anomaly
Scarlet Witch goes crazy and Avengers all disband
Nick Fury's Secret War
Avengers coming back for more
Decimation depowers most mutants in the land.

Annihilation Wave goes by
SHRA starts a fight
Reed Richards makes a Hulk clone
Iron Man takes the SHIELD throne
Spidey shows the world his face
Skrulls are moving into place.
Captain A, blown away, what else do I have to say?

we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning
we didn't start the fire, but when we are gone, will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...